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Hey I'm Athena, I'm currently a sophomore at Piedmont High and have been debating parli for the past five years. I have the most experience in parli (norcal tech but also some lay) but I also know how LD and policy work. This might be a bit long, but I wanted to include everything I felt was necessary and would help you out! If any of this funny debate jargon doesn’t make sense to you or if you have any questions about why I evaluate stuff in a certain way please ask me before the round! I am always happy to take the time to explain - paradigms with a lot of lingo always scared me so i def understand feeling overwhelmed
- Basic human decency always comes before winning. This should be common sense (in debate and in life), but don't say or do anything discriminatory or bigoted or be rude to anyone in the round. This will not be tolerated and I will immediately drop you, have a Serious Discussion, and escalate to equity/tab accordingly. Please stop reading stuff written by Nazis. I don’t care if you think this isn’t tabula rasa of me, the violence behind these ideas, words, and actions doesn’t disappear just because you’re in a debate round. I also find that most arguments like this tend to lose on the flow anyways.
Don't misgender anyone. If you do this and do not immediately apologize and correct yourself, you will be dropped and a Serious Discussion will also be in order.
- Please don't ask to shake my hand. I wear a mask but idc if you do.
- Speak at whatever speed seems reasonable to you but if anyone in the round asks you to slow or clear you should slow or clear. I can and will determine speaks based off of adherence to this rule
- Grace period is like 10s, finish up your thought but I will stop flowing
- Weighing is really really really important! I can't stress this enough it's so important for evaluating the round. I want to see clean collapses in the back half of the round, metaweighing is cool, and just please do weighing work i will be sad if you don't
- Please actually interact with your opponents' arguments, I feel like arguments over stuff like author credibility are kind of pointless and shallow (esp in parli where no one can really fact check anything anyway) and if their author really is that bad surely there’s some logical fallacy/otherwise incorrect thing they’re employing and subsequently somewhere they’re losing on the flow? that you can talk about instead?? Idk, I just think proper clash makes everything more interesting and creates much better argumentation
- Tech over truth but the less truth there is the less tech it takes to beat it
Parli:
- I find that mspdp does not understand how POO’s work. Reading evidence is not a new argument. Reading an extension from the previous speech is definitely not a new argument. Reading a response to something someone said in the block is a golden turn and is a thing you can do. If you’re not mspdp then I assume you know that - I protect, but sometimes i forget so you should call the point of order just in case, I will not penalize you
- Please please PLEASE if you poi make sure they are 1) a QUESTION 2) directed at your opponents NOT ME. I have no problem with pois and in fact encourage them as a whole, just please use them for their intended purpose of asking a relevant and clarifying question to your opponents. I’m getting really tired of the whole awkwardly shoehorned in as a question, “well we say this so do you agree that x is true” thing like save that for your own speech. I also don’t care if you don’t poi, it won’t affect your speaks or my perception of you as “engaged” or wtv but I do generally think it is nice to accept a poi or two
- Case is cool. Please give me good links and uniqueness in the right direction!! I appreciate goofy counterplans and don’t have any strong opinions either way on theoretical illegitimacy, so open to theory. Please address any perm spikes
- I love k’s! I’ve currently been doing cap and cap adjacent k’s but I love learning about different k’s so feel free to run whatever in front of me. You should explain your lit base at a high level in your FW - better yet, assume both I and your opponents don’t know it and proactively answer any questions. If your k relies on confusing your opponents by not telling them what’s going on it’s probably not a very good k lol. I like specific links and they will probably give you an easier path to the ballot. Please have good solvency arguments attached to your alt, I think that unless you are very clear about how your spicy abstract prefiat epistemological rejection of something or another alt solves I find it hard to buy and will have a lower threshold for “no solvency womp womp” responses by the other team
K affs should have strong topic harms OR strong framing justifying the aff. Ideally both actually both is good. I will vote on FW/T as long as it doesn’t cross over into “K’s are prima facie bad”
- Theory is nifty. Defaults: competing interps > reasonability, text of the interp, LOC theory probably comes before MG theory, no RVIs but I can be convinced otherwise. K’s bad is cringe. Topicality tends to get very bogged down in semantics which I guess is kind of the point, but I would like to see more work done on voters, external impacts, and reasons to prefer your interp which imo should be the real meat and potatoes of a T round. I think there’s maybe something to be said for disclosing during prep that you are running a k of some sort, especially in novice, but I don’t really know how I’m supposed to enforce or verify that. Parli moment
- i don’t really know how to eval tricks except tropicality, I love tropicality
LD:
- please do good signposting and please slow down on analytics! It’s been a hot minute since I’ve watched any super spready rounds so please cut me some slack
- Email [redacted, will put up before tourn] Would be nice if you could format the subject line as Tournament - Round # - Aff AB vs Neg XY. It should not take you two minutes to send cards unless you’re having a legitimate issue, in which case you should let me know asap otherwise I’ll start prep after ~30s
- Take a look at the parli section, most of my opinions are the same. You can run plans and counterplans, lol.
- FW is very cool and important! Idk what else to say here.
- Trad LD is like weird to me tbh. Make it abundantly clear why your value + criterion matters ig?
- Look okay I get that debate can get rather charged and heated but being annoying in CX gets you nowhere, I appreciate some snark but being straight up rude is a different thing and not something anyone enjoys. Also please stop screaming "THEY MISHANDLED THIS" at the top of your speech, like they probably didn’t and you still need to explain why that matters
Other stuff:
- READ CONTENT WARNINGS. I err on the side of too many TW’s being better than the alternative (this obviously excludes jokes, which if you’re thinking about doing you should go touch some grass and seriously rethink your life choices). If you get trigger warning theory run against you just apologize, move on, and do better in the future. I do not want to see forced outing or justifications of violent rhetoric. I can and will drop the debater. Conversely, I would like it if you didn't villainize your opponents when they are actually making a good faith effort to improve (and it is usually easy to tell in these situations when people are acting in good faith!)
- Speaker points are a) nonsensical, inconsistent, problematic, and prioritize cishet white men, and b) very important to a lot of you. Unless you do something actively bad, I'll give you all 30’s at tournaments that don’t require me to give everyone a different score and at ones that don’t I probably won't go lower than like a 29. I will never ever ever dock speaks for something like your clothes, internet connection, things like stuttering/speaking quietly/etc (if it interferes with my ability to understand you i will let you know), sounding “angry” (esp if you are fem presenting!), speaking “informally”, etc!!!! there was this one tournament I went to where I got four separate rfds in which the judge took points off for my delivery lmao and I am sick of it
- +0.5 speaks for bringing me A Trinket (food, something from nature, or some otherwise nifty object), +0.1 for saying “we stay silly” or “yippee”, +0.2 for playing or referencing any segment of the musical masterpiece that is I Will Eat Raw by Joel jacobs at any point while I am in the room, showing me your flows after the round, calling elon musk a clown and honking your nose, or each phoebe bridgers reference :))
Also say something funny please debate is not as serious as y'all think I really wish people got more silly with it
+0.3 if you make fun of elisha bell
- If you think you might have any questions after the round, just ask me and I'll give you my email, feel free to ask about anything whenever!
- Wow I’ve been yapping for a while im so sorry. Anyways I'm just vibing you're just vibing, have fun, there's always room for improvement, good luck y'all!!