Fall San Diego Middle School and Novice Invitational
2018 — San Diego, CA/US
Parliamentary Paradigm List
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"As you get older, you start to see how important privacy is. Not everyone needs to know your personal business, meaning I don't care about the useless words; and not everyone has your best interests at heart, so I forget the failed and weak rebuttals, so some things should be left between you and Allah, not including your opponent's arguments and your justifications. Maybe that way your happiness might actually last, and your medal might actually exist."
-----An intellectual Being, with a Ph.D. in Moral Philosophy at Rancho Bernardo High, Representative Andrew Han.
-----Inspired by the enlightened thoughts of the grouped minds of millions of intellectuals from Pinterest.
-Judges Dissatisfaction-
If Unhappy about the Evaluations:
I’m sorry, it is what it is. For I am the Judge, the all mighty and holy referee of the round. So my words are the one and only truth of the round, therefore please don't try to debate with me, for you will lose miserably.
-Round tactics-
-Never forget to emphasize how weak your opponent's arguments are and ought to be. For I may get bored and need some spicy arguments to hype up my dead brain and the round.
-Be clear on what y'all say, cuz if you slur the words I am going to perceive you to be unknowledgeable on the topic.
-I am a strong debater, so remember to make strong and GOOD rebuttals, or I will personally critique you after the round. And you will wish you never came.
-tech>truth
-DON'T spread. Can't write what I can't hear, so if you spread just know whatever you spread won't be considered. Say bye to your speaks too.
-MINI Paradigm for other debate events-
"You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I'm telling you why
Andrew Han is comin' to judge
He's making a list and checking it twice
Gonna find out who's good or not
Mr. Han is comin' to town
He sees you when you're writin'
He knows when you're talkin’
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake
Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I'm telling you why
Andrew Han is comin' to town
With thicc red pen and yellow flow paper
You aint gonna win and ain't coming back
Andrew Han is comin' to town"
-acquainted by Santa Claus, and modified by the one and only Judge -Andrew *drumrolls...* Han
-Speaks-
30: You are like Fried Chicken, absolutely fabulous and amazing.
29.5: Run for presidency somewhere in DC Comics, even if you don't have any good policies.
29: You are a very good speaker. Run for mayor at Starling City, but only if you have good policies like Oliver Queen.
28.5: You are pretty clear, kinda like a muddy crystal, clear but could be better.
28: You are above average. You stutter occasionally, but my high intelligence allowed me to understand certain points and arguments.
27.5: You're an average speaker, I think I get your point but I might need glasses to open my eyes and see clearer.
27: You might need some help with pauses, clarity, or stuttering. Following your speech was like watching Instagram Feed on low data, laggy.
26.5: Your speaking was hard to listen to. Your arguments are like a dull knife— they don’t have a point.
26: You pause too often, stutter too often, or are at a lack of words often. Following your speech was like watching Avengers Infinity War, confusing and not getting the point.
25.5: You're making me doubt your willingness to be here .
25: No
0: How in the world are you alive
-999: I’m speechless :( , and so are you
-∞: Begone
About myself:
I am very self-conscious about my appearance, so if you read all the way here, let me tell you this: if you call me Mr. Good Looking or Mr. Handsome before the round or during the round, I will give you 2 extra speaker points and along 16.867% higher chance of winning.