♟️ Welcome to *The Death Pit* ♟️

Are you ready to humiliate your enemies using only a checkerboard and tiny plastic warlords? Good. Because The Death Pit is back — and it’s bringing the most unnecessarily intense energy to the most civilized game ever invented.

This isn't your grandma's chess tournament (unless your grandma is a cold-blooded tactician who crushes souls with the Sicilian Defense). This is THE DEATH PIT — where pawns dream of violence and bishops aren't holy.

???? Tournament Details:

- Name: The Death Pit (yes, that’s really what we’re calling it)

- Date: March 6th 2025

- Location: Claremont

- Format: Swiss / Blitz / Absolute Mayhem

- Entry Fee: Your pride

- Prizes: Bragging rights, actual prizes (probably), and the eternal shame of everyone you defeat

???? What to Expect:

- Trash talk that's still technically polite

- Players who call checkmate and then dab

- At least one guy playing blindfolded just to be “that guy”

- A pit (metaphorical, probably)

???? Sign Up… If You Dare

Think you’ve got what it takes to yeet someone’s queen off the board and smile while doing it?

Click [Register Now] and take your first bold step into The Death Pit — where strategy meets chaos and chess gets weirdly intense.