Mean Green Comet MS

2022 — Richardson, TX/US

Congress Legislation

Bill 1:

A Bill to Implement Automation in Hospitals to Aid with Understaffing in Healthcare

1 BE IT ENACTED BY THE CONGRESS HERE ASSEMBLED THAT:

2 SECTION 1. A. The United States Department of Health and Human Services shall

3 make $10 billion in grants available to understaffed public and

4 nonprofit hospitals.

5 B. These grants will be used to apply for the implementation of robotics and

6 automation at no cost to the facilities.

7 C. Each facility will be allocated an amount of money depending on size

8 and location. The maximum allocation per facility shall be $400,000.

9 Facilities who are eligible for this grant and will be selected based on

10 need by the United States Department of Health and Human Services.

11 SECTION 2. A. Automation is defined as systems that are able to operate or

12 accomplish tasks without human intervention.

13 B. Understaffed Hospitals are defined as public or nonprofit hospitals that

14 exceed a nurse to patient ratio of 1:5 and/or public or nonprofit hospitals

15 that do not meet a doctor to patient ratio of 1:14.

16 SECTION 3. The United States Department of Health and Human Services shall oversee

17 the implementation of this legislation.

18 SECTION 4. This legislation will take effect on January 1, 2023. All laws in conflict with

19 this legislation are hereby declared null and void.

 

Bill 2:

A Bill to Fund Education

1 BE IT ENACTED BY THE CONGRESS HERE ASSEMBLED THAT:

2 SECTION 1. The United States shall impose the following:

3 A. Upon completion of a college degree, State Certified teachers, who work

4 in Public Schools, will be eligible for a Loan Forgiveness Program upon

5 completion of a 4-year teaching contract.

6 B. An increase of 10% property taxes and an additional 10% income taxes

7 on Large Corporation shall be allocated to the Department of Education.

8 SECTION 2. A. “Loan Forgiveness Program” will be defined as “a debt being retired

9 early or “forgiven” in finance parlance.”

10 B. “Large Corporation” will be defined as “a corporation that had, or

11 whose predecessor had, taxable income of $1 million or more for any

12 of the 3 tax years immediately preceding the 2021 tax year, or if

13 less, the number of years the corporation has been in existence.”

14 SECTION 3. The Department of Education and the IRS will oversee the enforcement of

15 this bill. Any certified teacher who does not finish their 4-year teaching

16 contract will have to pay back their proration with a 10% interest.

17 SECTION 4. This legislation will be enacted upon the day of passage.

18 SECTION 5. All laws in conflict with this legislation are hereby declared null and void.