Hello youngsters. I am an inCREDIBLY proud mother goosling of 5 beautiful children (you may have seen other members of the Xing family before, or been judged by my brother Matthew).
I have just 4 simple rules that I would like debaters to adhere to when they are in my presence.
1. I believe the most impressive debaters are capable of memoriXING everything. Please do not go up in the first speech and be READxing something. What a terrible first impression you can make.
2. Please ensure that your phone does not ring, or go xing xing xing at the end of the speech. Your speaks will be ding ding dinged.
3. As the winter falls upon us, I would love to watch a performance Xingle belles instead of the summary speech. Who needs to re-hear silly prewritten arguments anyways? I will ONLY listen to new arguments in the last speech as those have the most merit.
4. If you say ANYTHING BAD about my sweet sweet cousin Mr. Xing Xing Ping, beware of our wrath.
annabelle's real paradigm (so she doesn't kill me):
be a cool bean. has a low tolerance for any form of disrespect. please sign post, extend warranting + impacts always, and weigh/metaweigh a ton! have good vibes like this paradigm.